ryanarnoldrocks:

These two siblings are going to rule the world one day.

ryanarnoldrocks:

Artists you love. Music they love. Get Rdio Free

These two siblings are going to rule the world one day.

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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dulect:

i bet the producers of Pretty Little Liars saw this

Reblogged from Take Me To Slumberland
oddiedhann:

golddiggerr:

http://instagram.com/Msivana_

Bitch i hope u get hypothermia

oddiedhann:

golddiggerr:

http://instagram.com/Msivana_

Bitch i hope u get hypothermia

Reblogged from Crazy Memories
Reblogged from roll with it.
lastchanceavalanche:

Because The Internet

lastchanceavalanche:

Because The Internet

Reblogged from LastChanceAvalanche
magnemitelives:

godessssss

magnemitelives:

godessssss

Reblogged from Got a Wild Heart.
Reblogged from Got a Wild Heart.
Reblogged from Courtesy of Africa
trenchcoatandfreckles:

thereal-davestrider:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED


Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

YEAH THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT TOASTERS F UCKING EJECT THEIR PRECIOUS CARGO ONTO THE VOID OF DESPAIR THAT IS YOUR NASTY RATCHET ASS KITCHENETTE FLOOR

GUYS I JUST DID THIS AND MY TOASTER SET ON FIRE

trenchcoatandfreckles:

thereal-davestrider:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this

AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

image

Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

YEAH THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT TOASTERS F UCKING EJECT THEIR PRECIOUS CARGO ONTO THE VOID OF DESPAIR THAT IS YOUR NASTY RATCHET ASS KITCHENETTE FLOOR

GUYS I JUST DID THIS AND MY TOASTER SET ON FIRE

Reblogged from Heh..
magnemitelives:

godessssss

magnemitelives:

godessssss

Reblogged from Got a Wild Heart.

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

Reblogged from Jalyn Logic

otter-loves-221b:

8bitbowtie:

art-fart:

wideawakeparalyzed:

arpeggia:

Duane Michals - The Bogeyman, 1973 | More posts

GOOD FUCKING GOD THAT IS TERRIFYING

Fuck

“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”

No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.

“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat.  When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?

The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.

“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.

The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.

“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.

“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”

Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable

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haxorkitty:

obamadontcare:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

larry-phan-lock:

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

Excuse meIt’s high-functioning sociopaths

Do your research



I seriously want to know about the rubber bands around someones head though.

haxorkitty:

obamadontcare:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

larry-phan-lock:

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

Excuse me
It’s high-functioning sociopaths

Do your research

I seriously want to know about the rubber bands around someones head though.

Reblogged from M E Y